I'd like to sit a spell and think about how my life is currently. It's actually looking up, knock on wood.
My diet is going fairly well. I'm starting to love going to the gym. I've started to bring my PSP with me and I just watch anime for 40 minutes as I do some cardio. It's kind of cool because I always think to myself "Damn, I don't have time to watch as much anime as I'd like." Combining these two necessary things in my life is a perfect solution to two problems.
That last post about the dog shit really stirred something up inside me. Or, maybe it had started before the dog shit essay, I'm not really sure. But, today I've done something that I've fucking wanted to do for a good long damn while. I gutted the laundry room in my basement. Eh, might not sound like that big a deal when I say it like that but let me spell it out for you. I live in my basement (the only people reading this have been in my basement/room but I'm gonna explain anyways). Also in the basement is a laundry room area. As mentioned last week, the dog loves to shit down here. Also, I forgot to mention piss. As do the two little fucker cats that live in this house. I won't name any names but... Pepper and T-Lo, you bitches. Anyways, on top of cats and dogs that love to piss is a family that has way too many blankets and sheets and on top of that is a family that doesn't do blanket sheet laundry. Why do it when there is still an infinite supply of clean ones? Seriously... we have way to many sheets and blankets in this house. Anyway, combine all that and you have one seriously disgusting laundry room that keeps getting sicker and sicker as time goes by. No one seemed to want to take responsibility EVER so it just got worse and worse.
I gotta come right out and say, yeah... I'm really embarrassed that I live in such a way. But, fuck it... like with the puppy feces article I wrote, I'm giving it to everyone straight. This is me. I guess I've got skeletons in my basement. They are coming out in this legendary LiveJournal entry today, folks! So, yeah... for the past two years, ever since we moved in... this laundry room has been getting worse and worse. At the end of last summer, I finally cleaned up the area directly in front of the washer and drier. Mopped and everything but it soon went to pot. Yesterday, I finally manned up and spent like $30 in cleaning supplies and went to work today. There are about 12 garbage bags of destroyed blankets, sheets, Gundam Wing t-shirts and towels out behind my house right now. The floor was pretty damn bad. Bugs and dirt and ugh... Man, I think you're getting the picture. I felt I should have worn a fucking hazmat suit, no kidding. But, it's fucking clean now. The floor is clear and mopped extra damn good. I'm putting a long table down there so doing laundry is a bit easier for everyone. Only thing left is to make sure the damn animals stay far fucking away.
I think exercising must be regulating some chemicals in my brain and body or something because it's the only thing I can think of that would effect such a change in my habits and mood. I'm fucking writing again! I've written a page or two every night this week. It's unbelievable.
Also, I found this article about a guy who in two years went from this 630lb. fatty to a bulky hunk. Eh, I felt pretty gay writing hunk but it's the only word I think is appropriate... I mean, look at this guy: PICS.
Pretty fucked up, am I right? I was a little freaked out by all the saggy skin and what not but that guy was 200lb. heavier than I am and I'm probably not going to lose it in such a dramatic time frame. Still... if it happens, I'll cross that bridge when I come to it. Who knows... maybe my book will sell big and I'll be able to afford cosmetic surgery.
Also, I'm getting pretty excited about the new edition of DnD coming out in June. If anyone is interested in playing, man... I'd love to get some people together and hammer out a cool campaign.
Anyway, I'm sure you're all very very sick of my positive attitudinal beliefs right now so... Yeah, bye bye.
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