Man, I have been having fucked up dreams the last couple nights. I just woke up, said "fuck waking up, it's my day off... I just sleep till I fucking feel like it."
I was working in a mall or something with my mother and brothers. I needed dice for something so she said I could go quick and get some. We were new in town so I didn't know where to go but there was a huge Walgreens in a farmland-like area. So, I went in but the place looked abandoned. There was no one inside and no lights were on but I went in anyway and lo and behold it was open. They had a really nice set of DnD dice so I was about to buy them and the clerk showed up ready to ring me up but then I noticed there was an enormous Dungeons and Dragons book section so I went over and checked it out. That's when I noticed that connected to the book area was an entrance to a larger mall and there were people inside. So, I was like "Hmm... let's see what the toy section looks like."
I eventually ended up going to a movie about two chicks in the 70s but it felt like the 80s... I don't know. In my dream, my mom had said she saw it when she was a teenager and I decided to see that based on her nostalgia. Basically I wanted to be able to say "Guess what I saw in theaters, today, mom!" It was bizarre, halfway through the movie some girl in the front row said something about "That reminds me of Kelly Hering." and I busted out laughing. Everyone in the theater was like "WTF?" and I said "That's my mom." I looked down and the girl that said that was a young version of one of my aunts but she wasn't my aunt cause she didn't recognize me.
It was at this point that I realized that I was supposed to be back to work in like ten minutes but I'd been gone for over an hour or two. So, I left the movie and was leaving when I got into an argument with some fat guy in line. He walked away like he pwned me or something so I followed him to his car, yelling profanities.
I watched as he got into his car and cooked up a scheme to fuck me over, him, his wife, two kids and brother in-law. They sent the wife back to the entrance of the theater with hot coffee. I walked out there and did a high kick right in front of her, not enough to hit her or the coffee but she acted as if I hit the coffee and sent it flying back into the brother-in-law's face, burning him with hot coffee. They all looked at me as if they got me again, saying that they were now going to call the police because the angle the security camera was at, they could make it look like I kicked it at them and frame me.
I said fuck that. By this time, they were driving off but I yelled "Get back here." and they stopped.
I opened the passenger side door and looked in. The wife was pretty cute. Though the husband now had a gun pointed on me. It seemed as if the wife wanted to come with me now. I just reached over and grabbed the gun that was pointed at me, I knew he didn't have the balls to shoot me. I pointed it on him and said "This is done. You're not gonna frame me or I'll kill you." Then, I told the wife she could come with me if she wanted and she chose me over her old life.
The fags drove off wetting their pants.
The above dream was exactly as I dreamed, nothing added or anything. Kind of fucked up, eh?
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